Monk~koknee 4:29 Tue Aug 25
Angry German wasps to invade south of England
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Bloody German wasps! They come over here, get drunk........
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Vicious German wasps are set to rampage across the south of England for the rest of summer.
The smaller German wasp, which gives a particularly painful sting despite its size, now able to roam about the countryside, the problems with wasps are set to soar.
"There will also be drunk wasps around who have been feasting on fermented fruit and will be extra bold. All this means that the wasps are likely to sting for no reason and they are now at their most dangerous."
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Stranded
3:36 Tue Aug 25
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norwaytips 10:15 Tue Aug 25
No such thing as a Swedish moose. The animal is called an elk. The moose is its North American cousin.
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I know. But 'pissed moose' has a much better ring to it. Much better for punning opportunities too. Also great for cracking up Swedish girls.
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Hammer and Pickle
1:56 Tue Aug 25
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Hold on, wasn't the V1 known as the BUZZ bomb?
We could be onto something here.
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ironsofcanada
1:55 Tue Aug 25
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worm 11:10 Tue Aug 25
You took a really weird way to the Grand Canyon.
Monk~koknee 6:23 Tue Aug 25
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It was a stupid pun like every other one on here.
But it was probably let down because apparently WASP is a North American term. Who knew.
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ironsofcanada
1:55 Tue Aug 25
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worm 11:10 Tue Aug 25
You took a really weird way to the Grand Canyon.
Monk~koknee 6:23 Tue Aug 25
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It was a stupid pun like every other one on here.
But it was probably let down because apparently WASP is a North American term. Who knew.
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David L
1:53 Tue Aug 25
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Following on from FlyingV's comment earlier:
http://www.johnbarber.com/vot_is_your_name.html
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diddly
1:29 Tue Aug 25
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neilalex 11:28 Tue Aug 25
beer mat on your pint - works every time. and no we're not used to them.
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diddly
1:27 Tue Aug 25
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mild winter and long dry summer means there are literally billions more than usual. does put a real damper on any barbi. wait till just before sundown before eating
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Scraper
1:23 Tue Aug 25
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CARGO SHORTS
f f s
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Nurse Ratched
1:22 Tue Aug 25
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Apparently the German equivalent of Jasper is 'Kasper'. In case any of you were thinking of training them.
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worm
1:20 Tue Aug 25
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Aren't you fleshy all over?
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ted fenton
1:20 Tue Aug 25
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Wasps do a lot of good in the garden but yes they're a pest this time of year and I have developed a knack of squeezing the shits to death with my fingers !!!
So far I haven't been stung ! pwoper hard me.
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Northern Sold
1:15 Tue Aug 25
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Got tagged by one that flew up my cargo shorts at a MATES BBQ a few weeks back... proper smarted.... think it was because he got me on my fleshy part * blushes *
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Nurse Ratched
1:10 Tue Aug 25
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*chuckles*
I wanted to make peach jam. :-(
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Monk~koknee
1:08 Tue Aug 25
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We shall fight them on the peaches......
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Nurse Ratched
1:07 Tue Aug 25
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Wasps are currently making fruit-buying hazardous. All over the peaches and figs with their dirty feet. Rude.
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icwhs
12:45 Tue Aug 25
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flyingV 12:29 Tue Aug 25
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I think you'll find its pronounced "Vosp"
That was fucking hilarious
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Tommy Dickfingers
12:43 Tue Aug 25
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That pissed up moose vid link deserves its rightful place in the main post of this thread
Love the fact it parks itself right next door to the scene of the crime to contemplate what it just did........we have all been there :-)
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ivan
12:38 Tue Aug 25
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This story frightens the life out of me.I now wish I hadn't opened WHO today.
Scaremongering like this should be an instant ban!
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flyingV
12:29 Tue Aug 25
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I think you'll find its pronounced "Vosp"
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charleyfarley
12:25 Tue Aug 25
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What would you rather be or a Wasp
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Ronald_antly
11:41 Tue Aug 25
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[Witty comment to get a laugh - take 2]
Just tell 'em to BUZZ OFF!!
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